The source was comprised of 135093 characters, of which 127897 are code, leaving an organic character count of 7196. We filtered out 133 numbers, 438 common words, and 26 words shorter than three characters in length, leaving an impact word count of 580.
The size of the lexicon (number of unique words) is only 216.
I have a recipe that says, “Catch and pluck 10 chickens”.
I guess my life is kind of like an episode of the Muppet show and I would be gonzo: always on a new quest, pushing my imagination to the limits, and occasionally walking into things.
Either way you deal this shitshow out, it hints at a serious mental mess of a girlfriend: she sent it off to him on purpose in attempt to initiate break-up in most brutal way possible; or she was so immensely clueless and careless she sent off a relationship-crushing text to the dude she was dating.
At least the Twitter peanut gallery was around to step forward with much appreciated comedic relief.
Have you made it all the way to the end of my profile?
Qirina attempts to ascertain what sites are about based on an analysis of the text content on the front page. Here are some keywords which we've determined lie within the same circle of relevance as blind dating.
I need to meet someone who will introduce me to new things, adore (or put up with) my wacky moods and keep me in line.
I’m looking for a guy who likes to plays but can keep it real.
The Best Of The Mad Dater: Girls Like you Don't Get Married Bastards I Won't be Dating The Threesome That Never Was Player Pie- A Dating Recipe Dear Condom Manufacturers The Bastard I'll Always Love - Hip Hop Break Up Stages Seinfeld's "The Thing" Bastard Affective Disorder November Sweeps The Oh No You Did Not Girls The Punisher Bastard Fiction: The Original Bastard The More Introspective Mad Dater Still Missing My Dad The Night My Mother Disappeared Now My Brother & I Don't Speak My Mother Was a Cheater My Dad's Funeral Was a Joke The Introspective Mad Dater ... ) and have since planted a Mad Dater Flag on many countries (I like'em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Hatian... I can't say that I am anything else but angry right now. I procrastinated, and just when I decided that it was time to take a nap before working my mother calls at 4AM. Behind our tough girl act is still a girl who wants to be loved and cherished and told how beautiful she is like every other girl. Love Bastard Date: 1/20/06Afternoon sexual chocolate.
But damn, April Fool's Day is the perfect day to bring back this blog, no? I moved to the land of No Black Men aka San Francisco (what up with that? God will forgive me even if you don't..."My mother has called me 5, maybe 6 times since my dad passed away. But when your mom calls you at 4AM you figure it can be only one thing, bad news. Come spring my thighs will thank Don't think that behind our tough girl image we aren't still girls. Do you think we don't need your shoulders to cry on... Behind the woman drinking shots with you, behind the woman paying for your lap dance at the strip club, behind the woman talking shit to you while beating your ass at poker is a woman who is just as vunerable as the next chick.